Here is a great archive that I have found while surfing the Internet. It contains:
[1997, Business Summaries] Effective Networking for Professional Success.pdf
[1998, Business Summaries] How to Think like Leonardo da Vinci.pdf
[1999 Business Summaries] Dont Sweat the Small Stuff at Work.pdf
[1999, Business Summaries] Practical Intuition For Success.pdf
[2001, Business Summaries] The 17 Indisputable Laws of Teamwork.pdf
[2001, Business Summaries] The Brand Called You.pdf
[2002, Business Summaries] Crucial Conversations.pdf
[2003, Business Summaries] Working with Emotional Intelligence.pdf
Biz Ebook - Book Summary - Executive Book Summaries - Lateral Marketing.pdf
Book Summaries - The Warren Buffett Way.pdf
Brian Tracy - Business Summaries - The 100 Absolutely Unbreakable Laws of Business Success, 2002.pdf
Business Book Summaries - The Art and Discipline of Strategic Leadership, 2002.pdf
Business Summaries - Inside The Guru Mind Warren Buffet, 2002.pdf
Business Summaries - Leadership and Self Deception.pdf
Business Summaries - Martin Yate - Knock Em Dead Business Presentations.pdf
Business Summaries - Rich Dad Poor Dad.pdf
Business Summaries - Rich Dad's Guide To Investing (Robert Kiyosaki & Sharon L Lechter).pdf
Business Summaries - Six Thinking Hats.pdf
Business Summaries - The 21 Indispensable Qualities Of A Leader, 2002.pdf
Business Summary -Time Management summaries.pdf
Executive Book Summaries - Coaching, Counseling & Mentoring, 1999.pdf
Executive Book Summaries - Crucial Confrontations.pdf
Executive Book Summaries - Managing People is Like Herding Cats, 1997.pdf
Executive Book Summaries - Never Eat Alone.pdf
Executive Book Summaries - Proactive Risk Management.pdf
Executive Book Summaries - Talent Is Never Enough.pdf
Executive Book Summaries - The 8th Habit Stephen Covey.pdf
Executive Book Summaries - The Art & Discipline Of Strategic Leadership.pdf
Executive Book Summaries - The Wisdom Of Crowds.pdf
Executive Book Summaries - The_Speed_of_Trust.pdf
Executive Book Summaries Inside The Guru Mind Series ( Stephen Covey).pdf
Executive Book Summaries Planmning Scenarios for 15 Attacks.pdf
Guy Kawasaki - Executive Summaries - The Art Of The Start.pdf
How to Talk to Anyone - 92 Little Tricks for Big Success in Relationships.PDF
Management Business Summary -Time Management Summaries.pdf
Marketing Branding - Business The Richard Branson Way - D Dearlove (Vision Business Books Summaries) - 1998 Principles For Interactive Television.pdf
Marketing Branding - Business The Richard Branson Way - D Dearlove (Vision Business Books Summaries) - 1998.pdf
Project Manager's Mba, The- Executive Book Summaries.pdf
Robert Kiyosaki N Sharon L Lechter - Rich Dad's Guide To Investing (Business Summaries).pdf
Summaries - The Five Temptations Of A Ceo.pdf
Suppressed Books Catalog (With Pictures Titles And Summaries) Nwo 2005.pdf
Business Summaries - The 8tH Habit By Stephen R_ Covey.htm
[2003, Business Summaries] Guts!.pdf
[2003, Business Summaries] Mind Your Own Business.pdf
[2003, Business Summaries] Presenting to Win.pdf
[2004, Business Summaries] Organized to Be Your Best.pdf
[2006, Business Summaries] Why We Want You to be Rich.pdf
Business Summaries - Beating The Street by Peter Lynch, 2003.pdf
Business Summaries Managing Transitions.pdf
Leigh Branham - Business Summaries - Keeping the People Who Keep You In Business (AMA, 2001).pdf
[2000, Business Summaries] Profitable Growth Is Everyones Business.pdf
Here
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Genius Code Notes (incomplete)
Subconscious mind is activated by inquiry
qsk questions to draw out answer from vast intelligence - based on own awarenesssocratic way
a. Einstein - parallel thinking, deep thought experiment - connect to far regions by asking how something would look like
Speaking during image streaming - reinforcing connections to separate far regions of the brain
Images - right and back parts of the brain
Image streaming - go in it without agenda
stream consistts of central message or insight that is highlited by colour
and richness
goal is to receive info consciously, turning it from offline to online, decode co,,unic to interpret its meaning
sensory stream = metaphoric communication
to receive more info - think metaforically
'genius code'
consciously think abt problem using difft regions of brain
neurons habbituate to the problem, so we no longer see it
change the way u look at the problm and u r waking ur brain
metafor helps to add fresh look
freenoting - write faster than thinking; editor and noise are two types of interference for imagestream; remove noise by meditation to quoet body mind
over thhe wall
If you dont know what to ask - ask what it is that i should be asking
over the wall - ask open ended questions
Feelings matter to the extent they interfere with the shared goal at work
opennes
honesty
trst
smooth communication
Each time you respond to your own perception of something - u reinforce it
Consciousness involves information that is not present
consciousness is not about information, but its opposite -order
consciousness has evolved to jelp us handle life more efficiently
consciousness - user interface
sensory language of the image stream
Stretch/ drink before next book, relax
direct learning activation stage
direct inner mind to generate behaviours - playing as if according to the goals specified
perform mental simulation of future
stretching back is the past, imagine that stretching forward off to the right zis future
dothis to facilitate direct learning activation
do not activate using conscious mind as it will interfere
test: does vision of ur organization describe ur day to day activities?
Attract new consulting clients by contributing unselfishly
Intelligence z- capacity to solve problems or create value
treat gkobal firm as the single team that is rewarded upon performance; antire firm as the single profit centre
disapprove workoholics
Answer is not a solution untill it is acted upon and put in effect
Amount of brain dedicated to conscious functions is about 2percent
Recognize dreams upon awakening
lucidity - fecognizing that dreaming from within the dream
dreams are honest reflections of own emotional history,
if we awaken in middle of dream - write it down - feeling , segment or entire dream
tell own mind when to awaken
gaze at the point, relax, ask urself what do u desire from a dream state tonight,if there is issue - bring it to thje mind now, clarify goals for the session, open mind to seek answers, close eyes and let consc mind explore the world within
notice with inner eyes all the changes that occur,
inner awareness is available to me completely, with the inner direction
continuing even thru dream state
remain lucid with full awareness of the dreaming mind, let the mind wander into the state of relaxed awareness
deeper awareness and clear purpose are fully available to me
connecting a dreaming mind and awakening mind is a bridge to learning, it ensures heightened awareness
success in life
PRe conscious processor
transfer skills from books directly into neurological network
photoreading
direct learning to transfer implicit learning into explicit(\onscious)
15cm conscious vs 11 miles subconscious perception
same density
recognize connections and help them happen
phtrd1 prepazare(establish purpose and outcome 1m-30 sec), preview ?1 min per book - prime the mind for interest and involvement), photoread, rapid read
Photoread
define purpose 84 each book(all i photoread leaves a lasting impression in me,my brain accurately sorts fact from fiction)
have a solid closing affirmation
preview 1-2 mins, notice the main idea
300 pages turn pages -n 5 mins
choose an env that is good foor reading
think on how the book is relevant to my learning
imagine top back tangerine, imagine visual field opening up and widening
maintain relaxed state of alertness
gently open eyes, photofocus on the page
have eyes look through the centre of the book like with x ray vision
be aware abt edges of the book and space between paragraphs
turn pages maintaining steady and relaxed state
breathe deeply, evenly, continue to relax
u can go backwards upside down if u like
when finished, close the book, close the eyes, and go inside of my own silent scene
relax and let conscious mind to llet go of the info as it already made way to subconscious mind
allow all resources to process further what was experienced
take a moment to acknowledge feelings evolved
relax even more, and allow connections between conscious and subcon mind and further resources to continue to develop
imagine the connection strengthening now
enjoy a feeling of freedom that comes, let the mind bring forth the knowledge you desire
let the proc of info transfer continue at subcon level, relax, all that i photoread is fully available to me in future
slowly come back to outwardly directed mind
do this with all 5books, then do direct learning activation:
track 60
breathe, 321 relax, give yourself affirmations, get in photofocus, read next book
state purpose clearly 84 each book, affirm after
few mins of break between the books
if
info later on will be activated spontaneously in various ciontexts
brain is encoded with info to generate new behaviors according to the needs
activation:
i am entering high
feel a wave@of relaxation, recall memory of a good feeling
focus awareness within, enter the learning state
here i have access to creativity, perceptual ability,and i am in contact with abundant resources of my mind and body, imagine that u perceive yourself on a timeline
with the line representing where i have come from and where i am going
past is to the left or behind, and future in opposite direction
imagine present moment,float gently over the timeline slightly above it,see the life in perspective far below, imagine past events leading up to the present moment of life, and extending the other way is the future - bright and full of possibilities
float to the future when i am successfully acheiving the results specified
i am enjoying the exact success i desire
imagine drifting downward into the timeline into ur own body
and having new behaviours that help me, see through own eyes success that was desired as a reality, what does success feel like in my head
is it now how i wanted? If not - modify it now
remember 2-3 significant events that led me to my achievement
notice my responses successful, solidify my responses
float back in present back intoquiet place
enjoy constructive ideas from own imagination, imagine the things i photoread ansconnected with me so easily
i am becoming fully integrated
knowledge is spontaneously available to me in all appropriate settings
whenever i want i get them
Photo read steps:
1 always state the purpose
2. Progressive relaxation to enter resource level - breathing calmly, relax the physical body, internal awareness is a way of becoming more alert, relax mentally, enter state of accelerative learning 3 2 1 to enter, give a set of subconscious affirmations to direct leaarning to subconscious mind 'as i phjhotoread, my body and mind are fully involved'
bring awareness to few inches above and behind my head - ideal point of awareness
open eyes, relax , look right thru centre of the book, notice paragraphs and corners
perceive both pages simultaneously
turn the pages in a steady rhythm
repeat relax with every flip of the page
when flipped all pages, close the book, cose eyes and affirm state of mastery with material
' i am curious as to how many ways the info will suport me
relax when flipping pages
photoread 3-5 books in single excercise
High thinktank conceals from
iconscious mind the question that is being asked
1 write 5 questions, focus on same one used in photo reading
2 shuffle, select one without looking at q
3 close eyes and look at images and impressions
4 find out what is common in 3 streams
5 extract and report on derived similarities
6 open q
---
make 5 questions, shuffle, choose 1
setup keyboard
to keep track of descriptions
not to guess what the question is but tune in into what mind tells the answer is
get 3 sets of imagery on chosen question
record descriptions we are thinking about in high think tank image streaning process
extract as much of sensory detail from each image as possible
complete all 3, then get into comparison
turn on feeling good by remembering it
(memory and imagination)
breathe in from below and behind nostrils all the way from heels
sweep body clean with exhaled breath
clarify what was between me and my@perception
-magestream for 1-2 mins per one out of 3 times,write observatons, compare similarities
- looking for common elements or themes running across imagestreams, goal to identify key meaning, make comparisons out lloud
read question consciously and understand how common theme answers it out loud for 4-5 mins
****
recommendation summary
do 1 question out of 6 at anytime
later on replace it with 1 new one
questions should be very different so that answers are not confusable
10 mins per question
do a thinktank every day for 30 days
answes onday 22 may come when starting to write a question - having a channel open
do image streaming too
Exformation - information filtered by sensors of conscious mind
over the wall - brings exf and inf into consciousnes
cracking the code of imagestream
all representations in consciousness are encoded as visual, auditory, kinestetic or feeling, and senses of smell and taste. Any association will aapear as complex of these representations
when perceiving, consider 1. The content of msg 2. The process, or how it is presented in mind
how is just as impt as the thing itself
the deeper the description - the deeper we are reaching from far regions of subcon mind to con
use over the wall to create inventions - item is presented as is
other - as metafore, not try to figure out until details are drawn out completely - stay with description, remain indescriptive mode in the flow of experiential intelligence - go with sensory observation first,:
to find meaning:
1. The more richly textured - the better chances to discover the meaning
2. The more rapidly describe - the better chances to outrun internal editor
3 the more senses u engage in noticing and describing - the better the contact is with senses
better chances to discover the meaning
4 after experiencing over the wall, look around to experiment what else u experience
5. Question other objects or senses in experience
- feature questioning /clarification questioning . Inductive inference - taking 3 difft scenes to explain the answer, infer meaning from common elements.subcon to con in code of sensory images
decoding image stream to language is person specific
one of the main ways to translate is to request 3 representations that can contrast three distinct communications, notice similarities and keep learning about symbolic communication; infer the meaning from wht is the same
with 3 answers we do triangulation
distinguish facts (that are primary reaction)from feelings(secondary, they are shakier, less true to the experience); solid ground - primary description
notice the associations that pop up when i am describing smth
, strongest associations are the key
learn to recognize symbols in own imagery
dreaming realities book:
2 interpret dreams, write in 2 columns, left - predominant list of symbols, right - immediate conscious associations to each
--------
when then test
explore the order of the sequence of the imagestream as it has significance
when i arrived to the tree, then a frog looked at me
it smiled, than climbed up; sequence offers a strategy
** pay special attention to last few moments of experience, ideas that appear last are most likely to be free from conscious distortion
level of generality or specificity , focus on alternative interpretations of dominnat yet specific aspect of the image stream u received, then ask questions about it
why r u in the scene? Why are u in this position of the scene?
Why r u the color that ur?
What is my role in the scene?
Go with the flow of additional sensory imagesand do not verbalize the answers, pay attention to associated symbols, images
mtaphores then describe them
link between experiential intellligence
decoding comm and learning are synonyms, helps to pull up to higher perspective in life
perceptive and receptive functins of right brain , left brain - reflective intelligence
sometimes we do not know the question we are answering
Direct learning
photoread 5 books
3 directly related to topic, 2 indir
imagine time in future when already integrated new behaviours
make no conscious effort to reinforce the change
specify purpose b4
must know what behaviours i desire for it to be effective
choose practical how to books
choose books, preview them all than photoread. State purpose clearly before each book
affirmation after each one
qsk questions to draw out answer from vast intelligence - based on own awarenesssocratic way
a. Einstein - parallel thinking, deep thought experiment - connect to far regions by asking how something would look like
Speaking during image streaming - reinforcing connections to separate far regions of the brain
Images - right and back parts of the brain
Image streaming - go in it without agenda
stream consistts of central message or insight that is highlited by colour
and richness
goal is to receive info consciously, turning it from offline to online, decode co,,unic to interpret its meaning
sensory stream = metaphoric communication
to receive more info - think metaforically
'genius code'
consciously think abt problem using difft regions of brain
neurons habbituate to the problem, so we no longer see it
change the way u look at the problm and u r waking ur brain
metafor helps to add fresh look
freenoting - write faster than thinking; editor and noise are two types of interference for imagestream; remove noise by meditation to quoet body mind
over thhe wall
If you dont know what to ask - ask what it is that i should be asking
over the wall - ask open ended questions
Feelings matter to the extent they interfere with the shared goal at work
opennes
honesty
trst
smooth communication
Each time you respond to your own perception of something - u reinforce it
Consciousness involves information that is not present
consciousness is not about information, but its opposite -order
consciousness has evolved to jelp us handle life more efficiently
consciousness - user interface
sensory language of the image stream
Stretch/ drink before next book, relax
direct learning activation stage
direct inner mind to generate behaviours - playing as if according to the goals specified
perform mental simulation of future
stretching back is the past, imagine that stretching forward off to the right zis future
dothis to facilitate direct learning activation
do not activate using conscious mind as it will interfere
test: does vision of ur organization describe ur day to day activities?
Attract new consulting clients by contributing unselfishly
Intelligence z- capacity to solve problems or create value
treat gkobal firm as the single team that is rewarded upon performance; antire firm as the single profit centre
disapprove workoholics
Answer is not a solution untill it is acted upon and put in effect
Amount of brain dedicated to conscious functions is about 2percent
Recognize dreams upon awakening
lucidity - fecognizing that dreaming from within the dream
dreams are honest reflections of own emotional history,
if we awaken in middle of dream - write it down - feeling , segment or entire dream
tell own mind when to awaken
gaze at the point, relax, ask urself what do u desire from a dream state tonight,if there is issue - bring it to thje mind now, clarify goals for the session, open mind to seek answers, close eyes and let consc mind explore the world within
notice with inner eyes all the changes that occur,
inner awareness is available to me completely, with the inner direction
continuing even thru dream state
remain lucid with full awareness of the dreaming mind, let the mind wander into the state of relaxed awareness
deeper awareness and clear purpose are fully available to me
connecting a dreaming mind and awakening mind is a bridge to learning, it ensures heightened awareness
success in life
PRe conscious processor
transfer skills from books directly into neurological network
photoreading
direct learning to transfer implicit learning into explicit(\onscious)
15cm conscious vs 11 miles subconscious perception
same density
recognize connections and help them happen
phtrd1 prepazare(establish purpose and outcome 1m-30 sec), preview ?1 min per book - prime the mind for interest and involvement), photoread, rapid read
Photoread
define purpose 84 each book(all i photoread leaves a lasting impression in me,my brain accurately sorts fact from fiction)
have a solid closing affirmation
preview 1-2 mins, notice the main idea
300 pages turn pages -n 5 mins
choose an env that is good foor reading
think on how the book is relevant to my learning
imagine top back tangerine, imagine visual field opening up and widening
maintain relaxed state of alertness
gently open eyes, photofocus on the page
have eyes look through the centre of the book like with x ray vision
be aware abt edges of the book and space between paragraphs
turn pages maintaining steady and relaxed state
breathe deeply, evenly, continue to relax
u can go backwards upside down if u like
when finished, close the book, close the eyes, and go inside of my own silent scene
relax and let conscious mind to llet go of the info as it already made way to subconscious mind
allow all resources to process further what was experienced
take a moment to acknowledge feelings evolved
relax even more, and allow connections between conscious and subcon mind and further resources to continue to develop
imagine the connection strengthening now
enjoy a feeling of freedom that comes, let the mind bring forth the knowledge you desire
let the proc of info transfer continue at subcon level, relax, all that i photoread is fully available to me in future
slowly come back to outwardly directed mind
do this with all 5books, then do direct learning activation:
track 60
breathe, 321 relax, give yourself affirmations, get in photofocus, read next book
state purpose clearly 84 each book, affirm after
few mins of break between the books
if
info later on will be activated spontaneously in various ciontexts
brain is encoded with info to generate new behaviors according to the needs
activation:
i am entering high
feel a wave@of relaxation, recall memory of a good feeling
focus awareness within, enter the learning state
here i have access to creativity, perceptual ability,and i am in contact with abundant resources of my mind and body, imagine that u perceive yourself on a timeline
with the line representing where i have come from and where i am going
past is to the left or behind, and future in opposite direction
imagine present moment,float gently over the timeline slightly above it,see the life in perspective far below, imagine past events leading up to the present moment of life, and extending the other way is the future - bright and full of possibilities
float to the future when i am successfully acheiving the results specified
i am enjoying the exact success i desire
imagine drifting downward into the timeline into ur own body
and having new behaviours that help me, see through own eyes success that was desired as a reality, what does success feel like in my head
is it now how i wanted? If not - modify it now
remember 2-3 significant events that led me to my achievement
notice my responses successful, solidify my responses
float back in present back intoquiet place
enjoy constructive ideas from own imagination, imagine the things i photoread ansconnected with me so easily
i am becoming fully integrated
knowledge is spontaneously available to me in all appropriate settings
whenever i want i get them
Photo read steps:
1 always state the purpose
2. Progressive relaxation to enter resource level - breathing calmly, relax the physical body, internal awareness is a way of becoming more alert, relax mentally, enter state of accelerative learning 3 2 1 to enter, give a set of subconscious affirmations to direct leaarning to subconscious mind 'as i phjhotoread, my body and mind are fully involved'
bring awareness to few inches above and behind my head - ideal point of awareness
open eyes, relax , look right thru centre of the book, notice paragraphs and corners
perceive both pages simultaneously
turn the pages in a steady rhythm
repeat relax with every flip of the page
when flipped all pages, close the book, cose eyes and affirm state of mastery with material
' i am curious as to how many ways the info will suport me
relax when flipping pages
photoread 3-5 books in single excercise
High thinktank conceals from
iconscious mind the question that is being asked
1 write 5 questions, focus on same one used in photo reading
2 shuffle, select one without looking at q
3 close eyes and look at images and impressions
4 find out what is common in 3 streams
5 extract and report on derived similarities
6 open q
---
make 5 questions, shuffle, choose 1
setup keyboard
to keep track of descriptions
not to guess what the question is but tune in into what mind tells the answer is
get 3 sets of imagery on chosen question
record descriptions we are thinking about in high think tank image streaning process
extract as much of sensory detail from each image as possible
complete all 3, then get into comparison
turn on feeling good by remembering it
(memory and imagination)
breathe in from below and behind nostrils all the way from heels
sweep body clean with exhaled breath
clarify what was between me and my@perception
-magestream for 1-2 mins per one out of 3 times,write observatons, compare similarities
- looking for common elements or themes running across imagestreams, goal to identify key meaning, make comparisons out lloud
read question consciously and understand how common theme answers it out loud for 4-5 mins
****
recommendation summary
do 1 question out of 6 at anytime
later on replace it with 1 new one
questions should be very different so that answers are not confusable
10 mins per question
do a thinktank every day for 30 days
answes onday 22 may come when starting to write a question - having a channel open
do image streaming too
Exformation - information filtered by sensors of conscious mind
over the wall - brings exf and inf into consciousnes
cracking the code of imagestream
all representations in consciousness are encoded as visual, auditory, kinestetic or feeling, and senses of smell and taste. Any association will aapear as complex of these representations
when perceiving, consider 1. The content of msg 2. The process, or how it is presented in mind
how is just as impt as the thing itself
the deeper the description - the deeper we are reaching from far regions of subcon mind to con
use over the wall to create inventions - item is presented as is
other - as metafore, not try to figure out until details are drawn out completely - stay with description, remain indescriptive mode in the flow of experiential intelligence - go with sensory observation first,:
to find meaning:
1. The more richly textured - the better chances to discover the meaning
2. The more rapidly describe - the better chances to outrun internal editor
3 the more senses u engage in noticing and describing - the better the contact is with senses
better chances to discover the meaning
4 after experiencing over the wall, look around to experiment what else u experience
5. Question other objects or senses in experience
- feature questioning /clarification questioning . Inductive inference - taking 3 difft scenes to explain the answer, infer meaning from common elements.subcon to con in code of sensory images
decoding image stream to language is person specific
one of the main ways to translate is to request 3 representations that can contrast three distinct communications, notice similarities and keep learning about symbolic communication; infer the meaning from wht is the same
with 3 answers we do triangulation
distinguish facts (that are primary reaction)from feelings(secondary, they are shakier, less true to the experience); solid ground - primary description
notice the associations that pop up when i am describing smth
, strongest associations are the key
learn to recognize symbols in own imagery
dreaming realities book:
2 interpret dreams, write in 2 columns, left - predominant list of symbols, right - immediate conscious associations to each
--------
when then test
explore the order of the sequence of the imagestream as it has significance
when i arrived to the tree, then a frog looked at me
it smiled, than climbed up; sequence offers a strategy
** pay special attention to last few moments of experience, ideas that appear last are most likely to be free from conscious distortion
level of generality or specificity , focus on alternative interpretations of dominnat yet specific aspect of the image stream u received, then ask questions about it
why r u in the scene? Why are u in this position of the scene?
Why r u the color that ur?
What is my role in the scene?
Go with the flow of additional sensory imagesand do not verbalize the answers, pay attention to associated symbols, images
mtaphores then describe them
link between experiential intellligence
decoding comm and learning are synonyms, helps to pull up to higher perspective in life
perceptive and receptive functins of right brain , left brain - reflective intelligence
sometimes we do not know the question we are answering
Direct learning
photoread 5 books
3 directly related to topic, 2 indir
imagine time in future when already integrated new behaviours
make no conscious effort to reinforce the change
specify purpose b4
must know what behaviours i desire for it to be effective
choose practical how to books
choose books, preview them all than photoread. State purpose clearly before each book
affirmation after each one
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Anekdoti
- Вы братья?
- Нет, мы близнецы!
- А братья и близнецы - не одно и то же?
- Не всегда. Мы, например, сёстры.
- Как называется место на кладбище где сидит сторож?
- Живой уголок!
Девушка:
- Давай останемся просто друзьями.
Студент:
- Хорошо, тогда давай сходим в ларек за водкой и снимем на вечер девочек.
- Бабушка, а почему у тебя такие большие...
- Силикон!
Студент спрашивает у преподавателя:
- Скажите, а я за семестр получю "автоматом"?
Препод:
- Да! И сапогом в придачу!
- Вы кто?
- Добрая фея!
- А почему с топором???
- Настроение что-то не очень...
- Оля, пойдём в кино!
- Пойдём, Серёжа.
- А твой парень не будет против?
- У меня нет парня. Его муж убил.
Пришел чукча с сыном к доктору:
- Доктор, сын ничего не ест: масло, сахар, мясо, рыба, хлеб, колбаса - ничего не ест!
- Почему?
- Нету!
- А мама мне платье купила! Угадай, какого цвета? На букву "ф"!
- Фиолетовое?
- Нет!
- Фиалковое?
- Нет!
- Ну какое тогда?
- Фклеточку!
- У меня в доме мыши над кошкой глумятся!
- Как?
- Сыр в мышеловке валерьянкой смазывают!
- Сегодня суп из черепахи ел.
- Ну и как?
- Ну... Из тарелки удобней.
Идет Красная Шапочка по лесу. Вдруг из кустов высовывается голова волка.
- Ты куда идешь, к бабушке?
- Да.
- В корзинке пирожки?
- Да.
- Пирожки завернуты в газету?
- Да.
- Ну-ка дай мне газетки...
- Почему ты продал свой тромбон?
- Я случайно узнал, что мой сосед купил ружье.
Не рой другому яму - пусть сам роет.
Не закапывайте свой талант в землю, не загрязняйте окружающую среду.
Людоеда съедало одиночество…
Пешеход был скорее прав, чем жив.
Чисто прибранная квартира и вкусный ужин - два признака неисправного компьютера.
Купил Медведь мотоцикл с коляской. Медведь добрый был, говорит Зайцу:
- Садись, покатаю.
Заяц в коляску уселся, Медведь кааак рванет с места.
Заяц:
- Улю-лю-лю-лю!
«Ну, понравилось Зайцу, - думает Медведь.
- Еще быстрее просит. И прибавил газу.
Заяц:
- Улю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю!
Медведь еще быстрее.
Заяц:
- Улю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю!
Ну, медведь еще быстрее. Наконец, остановились.
Заяц:
- Улю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-люльки д-д-д-дно отвалилось!
Дачник чеpез забоp спpашивает y своего соседа:
- Что это вы вчеpа пpаздновали? Танцевали...
- Да это наш дед yлей пеpевеpнyл.
Если в электрический фонарик вставить батарейки, изменив полярность, лампочка начнет излучать холод и темноту.
Шампанское - жидкость для снятия женщин.
— Дорогая, ты не видела таблетку? Здесь на столе лежала.
— Ой, я ее съела.
— Ну все… (долгая пауза) теперь трахай себя сама.
Пешеход всегда прав! Но не всегда жив.
Мой кот часто срёт по углам, я его за это луплю, и мне кажется, что он думает, что я его луплю за то, что он мало срёт
- Смотри! Девушка на праворульной машине!!
- Да какая разница в какой руке граната у обезьяны?!
Мнение оптимиста — стакан наполовину полон, мнение пессимиста — стакан наполовину пуст, мнение инженера — стакан в два раза больше, чем надо.
Читать написанное транслитом — это как читать написанное говном на стене: вроде и понятно все, и все равно неприятно.
Реальный 34здец это когда на вопрос "Сeрёга, чё вчера со мной было?" тeбe пpихoдит ccылкa нa yоutubе.
Каждая невыкуренная сигарета продлевает рабочий день на 7 минут.
Метательница ядра на спор оторвала яйца у коня на Манежной площади.
- Нет, мы близнецы!
- А братья и близнецы - не одно и то же?
- Не всегда. Мы, например, сёстры.
- Как называется место на кладбище где сидит сторож?
- Живой уголок!
Девушка:
- Давай останемся просто друзьями.
Студент:
- Хорошо, тогда давай сходим в ларек за водкой и снимем на вечер девочек.
- Бабушка, а почему у тебя такие большие...
- Силикон!
Студент спрашивает у преподавателя:
- Скажите, а я за семестр получю "автоматом"?
Препод:
- Да! И сапогом в придачу!
- Вы кто?
- Добрая фея!
- А почему с топором???
- Настроение что-то не очень...
- Оля, пойдём в кино!
- Пойдём, Серёжа.
- А твой парень не будет против?
- У меня нет парня. Его муж убил.
Пришел чукча с сыном к доктору:
- Доктор, сын ничего не ест: масло, сахар, мясо, рыба, хлеб, колбаса - ничего не ест!
- Почему?
- Нету!
- А мама мне платье купила! Угадай, какого цвета? На букву "ф"!
- Фиолетовое?
- Нет!
- Фиалковое?
- Нет!
- Ну какое тогда?
- Фклеточку!
- У меня в доме мыши над кошкой глумятся!
- Как?
- Сыр в мышеловке валерьянкой смазывают!
- Сегодня суп из черепахи ел.
- Ну и как?
- Ну... Из тарелки удобней.
Идет Красная Шапочка по лесу. Вдруг из кустов высовывается голова волка.
- Ты куда идешь, к бабушке?
- Да.
- В корзинке пирожки?
- Да.
- Пирожки завернуты в газету?
- Да.
- Ну-ка дай мне газетки...
- Почему ты продал свой тромбон?
- Я случайно узнал, что мой сосед купил ружье.
Не рой другому яму - пусть сам роет.
Не закапывайте свой талант в землю, не загрязняйте окружающую среду.
Людоеда съедало одиночество…
Пешеход был скорее прав, чем жив.
Чисто прибранная квартира и вкусный ужин - два признака неисправного компьютера.
Купил Медведь мотоцикл с коляской. Медведь добрый был, говорит Зайцу:
- Садись, покатаю.
Заяц в коляску уселся, Медведь кааак рванет с места.
Заяц:
- Улю-лю-лю-лю!
«Ну, понравилось Зайцу, - думает Медведь.
- Еще быстрее просит. И прибавил газу.
Заяц:
- Улю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю!
Медведь еще быстрее.
Заяц:
- Улю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-л
Ну, медведь еще быстрее. Наконец, остановились.
Заяц:
- Улю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-лю-л
Дачник чеpез забоp спpашивает y своего соседа:
- Что это вы вчеpа пpаздновали? Танцевали...
- Да это наш дед yлей пеpевеpнyл.
Если в электрический фонарик вставить батарейки, изменив полярность, лампочка начнет излучать холод и темноту.
Шампанское - жидкость для снятия женщин.
— Дорогая, ты не видела таблетку? Здесь на столе лежала.
— Ой, я ее съела.
— Ну все… (долгая пауза) теперь трахай себя сама.
Пешеход всегда прав! Но не всегда жив.
Мой кот часто срёт по углам, я его за это луплю, и мне кажется, что он думает, что я его луплю за то, что он мало срёт
- Смотри! Девушка на праворульной машине!!
- Да какая разница в какой руке граната у обезьяны?!
Мнение оптимиста — стакан наполовину полон, мнение пессимиста — стакан наполовину пуст, мнение инженера — стакан в два раза больше, чем надо.
Читать написанное транслитом — это как читать написанное говном на стене: вроде и понятно все, и все равно неприятно.
Реальный 34здец это когда на вопрос "Сeрёга, чё вчера со мной было?" тeбe пpихoдит ccылкa нa yоutubе.
Каждая невыкуренная сигарета продлевает рабочий день на 7 минут.
Метательница ядра на спор оторвала яйца у коня на Манежной площади.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Toasts / ТОСТЫ
Чтобы было во что одеться и перед кем раздеться!
Жизнь прекрасна, удивительна, если выпить предварительно.
Семь раз отпей - один раз отлей!
Итак, отсчет пошел ... по первой! (и т.д.)
Давайте выпьем за тех, кто и без нас о нас говорит хорошо!
Много пить вредно, а мало - скучно.
За тех кто в море, на границе и венерической больнице.
В сердце грусть, в мозгах застой, не пора ли по одной?
Давайте выпьем за.......залпом!
За то, чтобы любое настроение было с кем делить!
Предлагаю выпить за здоровье тех, у кого оно еще осталось.
Здоровья, здоровья и еще раз ДЕНЕГ
Желаю счастья личного, наличного и безналичного!
Настоящий мужчина в своей жизни должен:
построить жену, отрастить живот и посадить печень.
Давайте выпьем за меня.
Вам всё равно, а мне приятно.
За нас, красивых и за них - рогатых!
Давайте выпьем за то чтобы наши желания обалдевали от наших возможностей.
Семь раз отпей - один раз отлей!
Итак, отсчет пошел ... по первой! (и т.д.)
Нехай живе і пасеться - наша корова у ВАШОМУ городі.
Выпьем за тех мужчин, которые могут постоять за себя и полежать за других!
Давайте выпьем за милых дам и еще за других мефических героев!
Выпьем за то, чтобы в любви к себе у нас было много соперников!
Жизнь прекрасна, удивительна, если выпить предварительно.
Семь раз отпей - один раз отлей!
Итак, отсчет пошел ... по первой! (и т.д.)
Давайте выпьем за тех, кто и без нас о нас говорит хорошо!
Много пить вредно, а мало - скучно.
За тех кто в море, на границе и венерической больнице.
В сердце грусть, в мозгах застой, не пора ли по одной?
Давайте выпьем за.......залпом!
За то, чтобы любое настроение было с кем делить!
Предлагаю выпить за здоровье тех, у кого оно еще осталось.
Здоровья, здоровья и еще раз ДЕНЕГ
Желаю счастья личного, наличного и безналичного!
Настоящий мужчина в своей жизни должен:
построить жену, отрастить живот и посадить печень.
Давайте выпьем за меня.
Вам всё равно, а мне приятно.
За нас, красивых и за них - рогатых!
Давайте выпьем за то чтобы наши желания обалдевали от наших возможностей.
Семь раз отпей - один раз отлей!
Итак, отсчет пошел ... по первой! (и т.д.)
Нехай живе і пасеться - наша корова у ВАШОМУ городі.
Выпьем за тех мужчин, которые могут постоять за себя и полежать за других!
Давайте выпьем за милых дам и еще за других мефических героев!
Выпьем за то, чтобы в любви к себе у нас было много соперников!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Wise sayings #2
Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit.
Be more growth oriented, than goal oriented
Aeroiplot - vezert drova
Some men get the world, others get ex hooker and a trip to arizona
Rappoirt
empathy(caring listening being supportive t54) persuasion communication and consensys building + 5 rules of team building
Praise effort, but reward only results
you get what u pay for
Listen to our feelings about our thoughts
Monday, March 10, 2008
Wise sayings
Krasota - eto summa vzaimodeistvuushih elementov
*zvuk chesaniya golovi* - the sound of profoundability
Vse chto mozhet ostanovit' muzhchinu - u nego v golove
Vezenie - eto rezul'tat ochen' intensivnoi podgotovki
- Privet! A chto sdes' proishodit?
Net nepostizhimih tselei, vsegda est' kuda rasti
- You are out of your mind! - It has taken a lifetime of practice!!
Wisdom is in doing
There is no starting, or stopping - only doing
What you live for - is to learn to develop the right leverage - to apply it in the right place at the
right time
Service is our high purpose, that's what we offer to others
People are not the thoughts they think they are - and it brings them all kinds of sadness
Everybody tells you what is good for you, they want you to believe their own answers - stop
getting information from the outside, and learn it from inside
Be conscious of your choice and responsible for your actions
Analogy is not the same as wisdom, wisdom is doing it
You gotta find your own meaning in this war
Listen and learn. Underpromise and overdeliver
I don't disagree with anything, and you are all absolutely right
Out of the box is where I live!
... , but methinks
Out of intense complexities intense simplicities emerge
You can live by my side like a queen, or be tossed with the rest of the crowd
Are you having another psychotic break?
What's the big deal? Just a waste of ammo! It must be a chick thing!
Some men get the world, others get ex-hooker and a trip to Arizona
People don't pay for things with money, they pay for them with time
High Energy, low IQ
Everyone who comes to me with a problem has to come up with 3 potential solutions before they
see me
Be more growth oriented, than goal oriented
You get what you pay for
Praise effort, but reward only results
Capital isn't so important in business, experience isn't - you can get both of these; ideas are
Mr. X, if you don't have faith, borrow mine!
Having best players is not enough, having best players in the right places that are their strength zones is!
*zvuk chesaniya golovi* - the sound of profoundability
Vse chto mozhet ostanovit' muzhchinu - u nego v golove
Vezenie - eto rezul'tat ochen' intensivnoi podgotovki
- Privet! A chto sdes' proishodit?
Net nepostizhimih tselei, vsegda est' kuda rasti
- You are out of your mind! - It has taken a lifetime of practice!!
Wisdom is in doing
There is no starting, or stopping - only doing
What you live for - is to learn to develop the right leverage - to apply it in the right place at the
right time
Service is our high purpose, that's what we offer to others
People are not the thoughts they think they are - and it brings them all kinds of sadness
Everybody tells you what is good for you, they want you to believe their own answers - stop
getting information from the outside, and learn it from inside
Be conscious of your choice and responsible for your actions
Analogy is not the same as wisdom, wisdom is doing it
You gotta find your own meaning in this war
Listen and learn. Underpromise and overdeliver
I don't disagree with anything, and you are all absolutely right
Out of the box is where I live!
... , but methinks
Out of intense complexities intense simplicities emerge
You can live by my side like a queen, or be tossed with the rest of the crowd
Are you having another psychotic break?
What's the big deal? Just a waste of ammo! It must be a chick thing!
Some men get the world, others get ex-hooker and a trip to Arizona
People don't pay for things with money, they pay for them with time
High Energy, low IQ
Everyone who comes to me with a problem has to come up with 3 potential solutions before they
see me
Be more growth oriented, than goal oriented
You get what you pay for
Praise effort, but reward only results
Capital isn't so important in business, experience isn't - you can get both of these; ideas are
Mr. X, if you don't have faith, borrow mine!
Having best players is not enough, having best players in the right places that are their strength zones is!
Friday, March 7, 2008
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